Okay. It's simple...Women have XX chromosomes. Mens have XY chromosomes...THEREIN LIES THE MADNESS....
I have determined from a 17 year study on one particular Male and several ancillary unsuspecting
Male walks into room wearing old, ratty "I'm With Stupid " t-shirt, gross jeans and flipflops in preparation to celebrate FEMALE's birthday dinner which SHE is making.
FEMALE then poses the following : WHY are you wearing that to my birthday dinner? WHY am I making my own dinner?
Male says to Female: "You left that hat outside after YOU mowed the 3 acres. It has dirt all over it. I put it on the wrought iron chair."
Female to Male: WHY didn't you just bring it in? WHY was it necessary to speak of this? WHY don't you pick up your $^&$#( newspapers each day?
Male says to Female: "I'm hungry. Is there anything to eat?"
Female to Male: WHY don't you open up the fridge and look for something.
Male: "I did. I didn't see anything.
FEMALE: WHY DON"T YOU OPEN THE SNACK COMPARTMENT AND LOOK IN THERE.
Male: 'oh...I didn't think to do that..."
Male and Female driving on trip
MALE: 'Gee, we're almost out of gas.' *Says this as they drive by exit with 15 gasoline stations*
FEMALE: WHY didn't you get off of that last exit for gas?"
MALE": 'oh, I didn't see the signs."
Same Male and Femal driving on trip. Get off at remote EXIT for GAS...Male drives and takes a left. goes 6 miles and finds gas station. Sees signage for State Road which he SAW exit sign for 5 miles back on hwy.
INSTEAD OF going back the way they came...MALE takes STATE ROAD BECAUSE.....
"Well, I'm sure it will run right into the Highway. (MALE AND FEMALE have NEVER been to this spot-EVER)
FEMALE to Male after driving 30 minutes: WHY DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING? WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK DIRECTIONS BACK AT THE 'BAIT, TACKLE, GUN,BEER & BAIL BONDSMAN JOINT?
I would love to have other SCIENTIFIC feedback and commentary on a world-wide pandemic I feel we are facing! It is critical to our survival!